Lyrics

Three Wise Men
by Trey Hirsh
© copyright 12/3/2009 by Trey Hirsh, All Rights Reseved

VERSE:
I drove my car into her front yard
And I woke up the whole neighborhood
I sang on her porch while I played my guitar
I didn’t care if I sounded any good
I didn’t know it was two a.m.
I thought the night had just begun
I’d been out with the fellas' for a couple of beers
Just havin’ ourselves a little fun, but then

CHORUS:
Johnnie Walker joined the party
Everybody started feelin’ alright
Somebody opened some Jack Daniels
And it turned into a hell of a night
When old Jim Beam showed up,
I should have known it would be the end.
I don’t know why I always act so dumb
After hanging with the three wise men.

VERSE 2:
She opened the door and yelled “get inside!”
She didn’t want me causing a scene
I fell on the floor. I think I hurt my side,
Looked up, said “baby, you’re my queen!”
She wasn’t having any part of that
She didn’t wanna’ play any games
I said “I’m sorry, it’s not my fault
Let me tell you who should blame."

CHORUS:
Johnnie Walker joined the party
Everybody started feelin’ alright
Somebody opened some Jack Daniels
And it turned into a hell of a night
When old Jim Beam showed up,
I should have known it would be the end.
I don’t know why I always act so dumb
After hanging with the three wise men.

BRIDGE
I wasn’t drinkin any vodka
And I sure wasn’t sipping any gin
There’s only one explanation
For the incredible shape I’m in. Ya know

CHORUS:
Johnnie Walker joined the party
Everybody started feelin’ alright
Somebody opened some Jack Daniels
And it turned into a hell of a night
When old Jim Beam showed up,
I should have known it would be the end.
I don’t know why I always act so dumb
Baby why am I always acting so dumb?
I don’t know why I always act so dumb
After hanging with the three wise men.